A woman goes to Italy toattend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her tohave a good trip. The wife answers : 'Thank you honey, what wud you likeme to bring for you?' The husband laughs andsays: 'An Italian girl !!!' The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks herup in the airport and asks: 'So, honey, how was the trip?' 'Very good, thank you.' ' And, what happened to my present?' 'Which present?' She asked. 'The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!' 'Oh, that' she said 'Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for 9 months to see if it is agirl !!! Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are sometimes dangerously intelligent !!!
Sonia ji 1 school visit karne gayi 1 class mein a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna haito pucho. Pappu bola mere 3 sawalhai: 1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani 2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji 3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank mein hai. Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi. After half time Bablu khadha hokar bolaMammere 5 sawal hai.. 3 to Pappu wale hai 4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji? aur akhiri sawal? Q5) Pappu kaha hai?
1st Daughter:"Dad am a lesbian" Dad; "Oh okay!" 2nd Daughter: "I'm a lesbian too..." Dad: "Jesus christ, does any1 in ths family love dicks?" Son: "I do."......
A woman goes to Italy toattend a 2-week,
ReplyDeletecompany training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her tohave a good
trip.
The wife answers : 'Thank you honey, what wud you likeme to bring for
you?'
The husband laughs andsays: 'An Italian girl !!!'
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks herup in the airport and asks: 'So, honey, how
was the trip?'
'Very good, thank you.' '
And, what happened to my present?'
'Which present?' She asked.
'The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!'
'Oh, that' she said
'Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for 9 months to see if it is agirl !!!
Moral of the story:
Don't tempt a woman,
they are sometimes
dangerously intelligent !!!
Sonia ji 1 school visit karne gayi 1 class mein a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna haito pucho.
ReplyDeletePappu bola mere 3 sawalhai:
1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank mein hai.
Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.
After half time
Bablu khadha hokar bolaMammere 5 sawal hai..
3 to Pappu wale hai
4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji?
aur akhiri sawal?
Q5) Pappu kaha hai?
1st Daughter:"Dad am a lesbian"
ReplyDeleteDad; "Oh okay!"
2nd Daughter: "I'm a lesbian too..."
Dad: "Jesus christ, does any1 in ths family love dicks?"
Son: "I do."......